9th Edition
By George Gibbs

7:30 wake-up
7:40 2nd wake-up
7:50 3rd wake-up
8:03 4th wake-up (by roommate since you have 8:00 class)
8:05 get to class in time for pop-quiz
8:20 5th wake-up in time to hand in quiz
9:00 Calculus class
10:05 still in Calculus (class was supposed to end at 9:40)
10:30 get in lunch line (first lunch isn't served until 11:00)
11:20 get lunch
11:21 finish eating
11:30 find out Spanish is cancelled
11:40 bench out (in front of library of course)
12:30 Chemistry class
1:30 6th wake-up-leave Chemistry
1:40 see advisor, to change program from Pre-med to Philosophy
2:15 feel relieved-then realize you must tell your parents
2:25 change into brand new gym uniform for 2:30 gym class
2:35 get thrown into mud
2:40 get up from mud
2:41 get thrown into mud again
3:30 take shower
4:00 get out of shower
4:02 realize roommate locked you out of room
4:30 get in line for dinner
5:00 make dental appointment since you found your tooth in brownie
6:30 return to room after spending $11.99 on the new Pearl Jam CD
6:31 begin to study
6:35 1st study break
7:30 begin studying again
7:35 call parents to tell them that you changed your major
7:35 still trying to explain to mother that it is not the end of the world
8:30 mother stops crying
8:45 return to books
8:46 find that your calculator has been appropriated
9:00 study for Poly Sci test
9:15 hunger calls-go to Campus Shop for a hoagie
10:15 back to studying
10:16 notice that Poly Sci notes have been appropriated
10:17 ransom note arrives for Poly Sci notes
10:20 water fight starts in hall
12:30 RA stops water fight
1:00 study again
1:15 go to bed-talk with roommate
3:00 fall asleep

How do you prepare for a day like that? Well, more sleep, and some homework ahead of time. Read Campus Daze and be ready for the challenges of freshman year.
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